What Parents REALLY Think About Hannah Montana.....

I received this e-mail from my friend Monique this morning and I couldn't stop laughing....for all those out there trying to understand the whole Hannah Montana craze, here's 1 woman's opinion about her daughter, Gabby's, experience with Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter at the movie theater:

Well I have officially entered into the world of God Forsaken Hannah Montana. This weekend Gabby and her best friend Arriana decided they wanted me and her mom to take them to go see the movie on opening night! First let me say the movie was not really a movie it was her concert in 3D nonetheless….Anyways, we went to buy the tickets for the movie on the morning of and we originally wanted the 10:30 showing. They only had the 9:45 showing available so we took them. Tickets were $15.00 a piece!!!!! ("I was thinking we were going to get a live concert for that price!")
Well we arrive at the theater two hours ahead of time which is what the guy told us to do when we bought the tickets and it was packed!!!!!! There were hundreds of little mini 22 year old with bad blond wigs on. I though I was at a Dolly Parton drag show or something. Finally it came down to the time where we could actually go in the theater and that is when the riots started. Parents were pushing and running over one another…Two dads almost got in a fight over a row of seats. Girls were screaming and chanting…"Hannah Hannah Hannah". ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS!!!!!
The movie starts and I slowly sink into my chair and start furiously shoving fistfuls of popcorn into my mouth to cope with the pain of having to endure an hour and 45 minutes of pure hell. Here was a little girl who from birth was being groomed for a life of glamorized slavery. The fact that she had to change into someone else, (Miley Cyrus) halfway through the show was proof that she was probably dealing with some serious mental issues. Well half way through this ridiculous concert I look over at my daughter and her friend and they were both dancing like two strippers. Let me remind you that they are both 6 years old. What has this world come to??!!!!!
Anyways, a bag of popcorn, a tray of nachos, some red vines and one diet coke with rum later, (Did I mention that Denise & I packed a little flask of fun to get us through this night????) The movie was finally over and I have to say it sucked and I much rather would have been getting a colonoscopy than sitting in that god forsaken theater with all those miserable children and their idiotic parental figures. Most people cheered and screamed with excitement throughout the movie…I was the only one in a standing ovation when it finally ended.
Let me just say one last thing….It is this kind of thing that makes people bring AK-47'S to public events and gun down an entire population.

Note to self: Call the white house and let them know I have an idea on how to bring Bin Laden to his knees.....